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Cool to Be a Witch Lyrics

May 24, 2018

It’s Cool to Be a Witch
© Copyright 1992 Alexian & Earth Tones Studios
www.AlexianMusic.com
© Copyright 2010 (Dance Remake) Alexian & Earth Tones Studios

VERSE 1:
well, when i’m flying through the air, on my broom,
i like to zoom down the chimney to my living room.
i hop right off, and I begin to cook,
i toil and I trouble from a big black book.
it’s easy these days with the microwaves that be,
it’s cool to be a witch in this century!

CHORUS:
yeah, it’s cool to be a… witch!
it’s cool to be a… (wah, wah, wah, wah)
it’s cool to be a… witch!
it’s cool to be a… (what a world, what a world!)
it’s cool to be a… just hang out with me,
you’ll see it’s cool to be a witch in this century!

VERSE 2:
when those unsightly warts, begin to appear,
and get in the way of your secret career,
here’s some advice, from me to you:
annihilate ‘em, macerate ‘em, whatever you do,
pop over to the corner drug, now let me tell,
they got some stuff there, you know it works so well!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BRIDGE:
go, go, go on the broomstick,
go, go, go on de broom!
go, go, go on the broomstick,
go, go, go on de broom!
go, go, go on the broomstick,
go, go, go on de broom!

VERSE 3:
now if you see us walkin’, down that long boulevard,
introduce yourself, it’s not very hard.
we’re the ones with the smiles on our face,
the funky jewelry, crystals, tarot cards in a case.
we’ll try ‘n help you, however we can,
to get some peace of mind, a job, a man!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

VERSE 4:
well, wing of bat, eye of newt.
a pointed hat, and pointed boots.
a cackling laugh, nothing will cure,
this is what we must endure.
but have you seen our new cars today?
sub-compact brooms and we’re headed your way!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

ENDING:
yeah, if you learn anything about witches today,
just know, we’re not bad, we’re just stereotyped that way!
oh, yeah!!!
what a world, what a world, what a world!

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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 Alexian

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